NO FATTIES!

Hey People!
This article made me laugh so much, i just had to post about it! i dont care if its copyright infringement or whatever you call it i find it well fucking hilarious:

i copied this from worthlessthoughts.com

Scientists, according to The Sun, have finally realized the global menace that fatties are: “the increase in big-eaters means more food production—a major cause of CO2 gas emissions warming the planet.” Ah, ha! The obese are responsible for global warming. I knew it.

With further expertise on the subject Dr Phil Edwards, of the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, said: “Moving about in a heavy body is like driving in a gas guzzler.” On top of that, these chunky-monkeys actually drive gas guzzlers in order to, as Tye Pennington would say if he hosted The Biggest Looser, “MOVE THAT ASS.”

What, you think they’ll fit into a Honda Fit?

How awful, reprehensive, and evil—these meaty mates should be punished for their crimes against humanity and mother earth!

In my recent post, Tax the Flatulent Humans Not the Cheddar Cutting Cows, I encouraged politicians to do a “one-cheek-sneak and impose a tax on” people given to “frequent spreading of their colon-cologne.” These people are, inevitably, excessive consumers of food. These tubby trains should pay for their porky persistence.

To rid the world of this chunky cargo, the big and beautiful must pay, they must pay their full-figured mass in a hefty tax. A tax that forces the pack of franks from their neck into the government’s corpulent coffers.

Anyways, i laughed so much

But you know, this article got me thinking. It is true. Think about the amount of food a fat person shoves down their pie hole. More than thin ones right? Now you might all be like 'oh youre so mean its not their fault suck my cock blablabla' THIS MAKES MY EARS BLEED. IT IS THEIR OWN FAULT FOR SHOVING SO MUCH FUCKING MICKEY-DS DOWN THEIR TRAP. SERIOUSLY EAT AN APPLE INSTEAD OF A 'big mac super size combo meal' you really do not need it! IT LACKS NUTRIENTS, IT DOESNT EVEN TASTE THAT GOOD AND GUESS WHAT?

IT MAKES YOU

ABSOLUTELY

DISGUSTING

FAT. FAT.FAAAAT

Now i'll admit when i was a child i was chubby, but then i got to my fucking senses and realized that being fat is worse than anything else

it sucks.

SO I LOST WEIGHT

AND ALOT OF WEIGHT

i lost 15kgs in 2 months. Damn right to all you fatties out there (coff usa coff) MAKE A CHANGE. Lose that flab, coz with it you will never get laid. Youll end up like Edward Cullen, a 107 year old virgin. and im sure you dont want that do you?

SO GO TO THE GYM

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