Why would i sign up for this you ask?
I had no choice.
In my school we have this project called Enrichment, and what this includes is the fact that you have to do hours for community and because this is considered a conservation project it counts or something. Anyways, today wasn't the first time i went.
I went two weeks before (on my birthday mind you) and i dragged along 3 of my friends (i feel soo bad for that now...)
When we get there, there is this fat chick with fish lips and an ass that sticks out, a smaller one who has this 'stare of death' look all the time and a fat gayboy, and it appeared that he kept hitting on the teacher or something.
So we sit down and so do the nature freaks. The teacher tells us to go down to the garden *dump* to have a look before the session. Us four get up all trying to hide our laughter and follow the other three.
Before i go on, i would like to point out that none of the other lot said anything at all to us and when we walked down to the 'garden area' they all walked separately not even talking to each other I MEAN COME ON. SOCIALIZE?
Whatever i doubt they even know the concept of a conversation but anyways: we get to the nature garden, and let me describe :) hehehe
For starters, it is behind the maintenance block which is full of creepy indian guys and teachers who smoke there. It is littered with screws, metal wires and fucking shreds of plastic, and yes, it looks like a slum. The 'garden' itself is a little plot of derelict land which floods whenever it rains. It is next to the workers car park and about 100 meters from the garbage containers with leftover canteen food. It has two little gates and crappy bushes round the edge. Before i go on i would like to take a moment to say:
EPIC FAIL.
I would like to also point out that there were inconcentric circles of building bricks scattered in the middle, which was supposed to have a statue on it. (btw yes i changed my font).
Let me add a photo to roughly illustrate:
Now, that looks like absolute
SHIT right? ok so maybe it wasnt that bad but tomato tomatoh :)
At this point in time me and my friends are at stitches
Because
1) The really weird people
2) The really shitassrapedup garden
3) The fact that we were even in this activity
Well we head back to the classroom, but this is when it starts.
turns out the little bitch with the death stare went home to cry to her mommy and daddy about how the big kids were making fun of her beloved activity.
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL SERIOUSLY!?
ITS NOT MY FAULT YOUR SHITTY GARDEN DOESNT LOOK LIKE THIS
OR THAT YOU YOURSELF ARE JUST A SOCIAL REJECT (u_u)!?And guess what happens next? we end up in shit. THREE teachers tell us off for making 'that poor little innocent cocksucking motherfucker BITCH cry' UGH IT REALLY PISSED ME OFF
OK SO MAYBE WE WERE TAKING THE PISS? BUT CAN YOU BLAME US? IT LOOKS CRAP
and above all, so what little girl? we made fun of something you like: MOVE ON. Dont cry about it. for fucks sake? but you know what makes it even worse!?!?!?! she claimed that she really loved and enjoyed this shitty activity, so then this week when me and one of my friends (the other two quit) went again we had to put coconut hair on the ground or something (it looked so bad, someone should tell these people that a chewbacca floor = not very in right now) and she just THREW IT ON FROM MIDAIR. WTF. YEAH DEDICATION MY BIG BLACK ASSSS!!!?!?! AND! the coconut hair was obviously blown away by the wind and bits ended up in my face and my friends hair. As for the fat bitch and the gaylord they did NOTHING. The gay one kept asking the teacher super weird innapropriate questions which had nothing do with anything and the fatty kept calling her mom so she could be on the phone 'and look cool'.
Seriously bad.
laterz
xx :)
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