Thursday, January 21, 2010

stupid idiots!

So this is my first entry at blogging. Before about a month ago i didn't even read blogs, i always thought it was just lame emos and people with no life/searching for fame until i found xiaxue (love) via a friend hehe. Anyways im making this blog because sometimes you need to vent your fucking anger out and on the internet seemed like a good way to start. I doubt anyone will ever read this blog but whatever u_u.

If you do not like swearing or slurs go away because i use them excessively. :)
yeah so fuck off you bitch whore motherfucking testicle shitter.
ok well not so excessively :P...

ANYWAYS, onto my point. Today at school during free period me and three of my (girl)friends were sitting in the common room when this jackass piece of shit invades and just sits down with us, as he did the day before (yes he has no friends in free period). Onto the point, so he sits down and one of my friends walks away already because she DETESTS that cunt and the other two and me stay. After a while of playing some retarded avatar game on his scratched iphone he holds it up with the camera facing me and he was like: HYUK HYUK I CAN SEE YOU NAKED HAHAHA THIS APP STRIPS YOUR CLOTHES.

fucking dork. who does he think he is
!? he is undoubtedly one of the ugliest guys ive ever laid eyes on! im serious he has a non existant nose bridge and looks like a cross between a baboon and the blue octopus from spongebob! AND IM A GUY. WHY WOULD HE WANT TO SEE ME NAKED?

Well whatever we just walked off when he said i can see you naked. However being mildly intrigued at whether it was actually true (i mean, they have those things at airports in europe) i grabbed his iphone and aimed it at my friends. nothing happened. WTH SEE HES SO FUCKING LAME HE JUST MADE IT UP I SWEAR HE WANTED CHEAP ATTENTION!!!!! but whatever i aimed it at him and he started giggling and snatched the phone back. we had relocated by this time to the central area of the common room, where it was baboon-octopus free. YESS no diseases here!

We spoke too soon. when we settled in that dickfucker walked in and sat down next to me. The same friend who ditched before ditches again and goes to a computer. Me and another friend make gestures for him to fuck off and the other one was too polite. tsk tsk. no balls.

About five minutes pass and then he starts talking, i didnt listen to what he was saying but eventually he talks about people scaring him so i join and i say: russians and arabs scare me (well the ones ive met). He goes hysterical with the arab comment and he goes AHAHAHAAH TERRORISTS HAHAHAHA WTH!?!?! fucking idiot!? and then he was like 'so have you been in a real relationship before?'(COMPLETELY RANDOM) i look at him and dont reply and then hes like yeah i almost fucked this russian girl (my thought: yeah almost until she saw your dick and fled at the miniscule size of it, and why would she even consider him?! WAS SHE BLIND?!) and who says its even true!?

After that stupid comment we all get up and leave him there all by himself :) stupid loner. for the rest of the period he walks round the common room looking for people to talk to, but oh poor baboon... so lonely, so lonely... (n_n)

OMG ALSO. he has this shitty blog himself, on which he posts his 'poetry'. That shit is worse than AIDS. Anyone who lays eyes on it will probably die of laughter or die of depression that people like that have access to blogspot too. AND! OMFG its full of errors!? GO LEARN ENGLISH IDIOT.
grrr okay well im about done with my rant

i think this entry got kind of boring towards the end so i might as well wrap it up. and continue staringatmylavalampyayayayay :D!!!!
xx

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